And now for something completely different:
This is my first attempt at writing poetry. Please laugh and do yourself a favour and go buy some long underwear. A pair of “longjohns” and a scarf are what makes the difference between you feeling “freezing” and “just damn cold”.
“In the dark winter months there’s something I wear,
That makes me feel warm more than a cold beer,
It’s under my pants and wraps ’round my legs,
It’s my long underwear to which I say, “thanks!” “